Bestanddele:
1 Koppie Water
1 Teelepel Koeksoda
1 Koppie Suiker
1 Teelepel Sout
1 Koppie Bruin Suiker
Suurlemoensap
4 Groot Eiers
Neute
1 Bottel Brandewyn
2 Koppies droë Vrugte
Metode:
Proe die Brandewyn om die gehalte te toets.
Neem 'n groot mengbak en proe die Brandewyn.
Maak seker dis die beste gehalte, skink een koppie vol en drink dit. Herhaal.
Skakel die menger aan. Klits een koppie botter in 'n donsige bak. Proe die brandewyn vir gehalte.
Voeg 'n teelepel suiker by. Klits weer.
Maak seker die Brandwyn is sjteeds goed.
Drink nog 'n koppie vir die wisen onwis.
Skakel die menger af.
Breek twee eiers, gooi dit en die droëvrugte by. Tel die vrugte van die vloer af op. Meng die skakelaar aan.
As die droëvrugte vassjit, sjkroewedraaier dit losj.
Proe die Brandewyn vir gifterigheid. Sif nou twee koppies sout of so iets. Wie gee om? Proe die Brandewyn. Sif die suurlemoenspa, dreineer dei neuter en gooi 'n tafel by.
Dan een lepel sjuiker, of sjo ietsj. Wat jy ook al kankry.
Smjeer die oond. Draai die koekpan 360°en moenie val nie.
Menger die afskakel.
Gooi die bak deurrie venster en drunkie laasjte Brandewyn op.
Gekersde Seënfees!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
KLEIN PIET AND HIS BREAKFAST
KLEIN PIET comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any
breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week
you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat
as he's walking into the kitchen.
KLEIN PIET looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?
mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any
breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my
cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week
you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat
as he's walking into the kitchen.
KLEIN PIET looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you
going to tell him, or should I?
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